Weirdest comments you heard of

Ok you know when you heard something you don't hear everyday... (if you know me then it's all the time) but me and my cousin are watching E.T at the moment... and for some reason he said....

"E.T...I'm pregnant..."

If that baby was to be my family... I'm moving to America lol

I warn you, this is kind of sick.

Sometimes my friends will mentally scar me with their "Breakthroughs." A few days ago my friend Tony had the idea of having woman's breasts in your armpits so when you squeeze you squirt out milk. So when someone tries to have a farting competition with you using your armpits, he'll scream "MY ARMPITS MAKE MILK, WHAT CAN YOURS DO!?"
I question my friends a lot...

o.o haahahaha for some reason that seems familiar.

I lost the game.

FUCK!